Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Grandma's got a gun!?!?

Because of the increase in crime in the world, Grandma Kathy has decided she wants a handgun to protect herself.  That statement put us into fits of laughter and gave us an idea.....the top 10 reasons why Grandma Kathy SHOULD NOT have a handgun:

11.  She will drink and shoot (see pic below).
10.  She will leave her handgun at the cabin and then have to buy another one.  Then she will leave that one at the cabin and have to buy another one.....and so on.
9.  She will be too busy to take a gun safety class.
8.  She will lose her gun....in her own house.
7.  She will lose her gun.....in her own house....and be sure that someone stole it.
6.  She will decide she doesn't need the gun anymore and give it to the thrift store....only to go back and buy it 4 days later.
5.  She will accuse the cleaning people of stealing the gun, only to find it later in the linen closet.
4.  She will argue with Grandpa Tom over the correct way to use the handgun
3.  She will accidentally back into or over her handgun!
2.  She will accidently shoot Grandpa Tom.
1.  She will on purpose shoot Grandpa Tom!

Let the record show.....Grandma Kathy will NEVER get a gun!

Not to worry - this is a bb gun and we took it away right after the pic was taken.

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