9. Homemade booze is bring drank out of mason jars.
8. Backdrop for every wedding photograph is a chocolate lab, knee deep in a pond.
7. Bride's mother is mooned....and she likes it!
6. They cleaned out the pig shelter for the reception.
5. Bride got chased out of the chapel by bats.
4. Guests have moonshining names like Stacheman, Screwtop, Bug, Shorty, Mad Dog and Grammers.
3. Bride has to hike a dirt road to get to the ceremony.
2. Several guests are busy bean dipping each other on the dance floor.
1. The only photo most likely to get framed will be the TNDC crew.
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