Moo!

The difference between Jim and me.....

We were out walking this morning and we stopped to watch some cows. We discovered that at the exact same time, both of us were respectively thinking:

Jim: "Man, that's a lot of meat!"

Me: "Man, that's a lot of fur!"

Jim was thinking about eating the cow and I was thinking about petting the cow!

That's the difference between a hunterman and his vegetarian wife!