TNDC Awards 2015

Chach of the Year

The 2015 TNDC awards nite is a big event!  This year did not disappoint!  Without further ado....here are the results:


CHACH OF THE YEAR:  It was a unique year in that we didn't vote for Chach of the Year because Marty won it hands down due to his year long ridiculous behavior!  So instead, we voted for which specific event was the one event that was the chachiest!  The chachiest event was a tie...

• For peeing on his suitcase and phone

• For eating a giant plate of bacon the next morning and not realizing he was a chach the nite before  

BEST EVENT OF THE YEAR:  Bass Pro Shop grand opening

Grandma Bug!

TNDC QUOTE OF THE YEAR:  Grandma Bug - "I like dem titties."  (The best part is she doesn't even remember saying it!)

FRENCH FRIES SHOULD BE DIPPED IN:  ketchup  (52%, with ranch in second place with 37%)

WHO IS MOST IN NEED OF AN INTERVENTION AND WHY:  The whole Screwtop family for their constant need of medical care (and true to form, in the next week Mrs Screwtop came down with vertigo and Little Screwy came into town to get a cast removed)

IF YOU COULD HAVE DINNER WITH ONE TNDC MEMBER AND ONE FAMOUS PERSON LIVING OR DEAD - WHO WOULD THEY BOTH BE:

• Drew, Jim and a Captain from the Deadliest Catch
• Lots of folks wanted to have dinner with Tina, Marty and Walk Disney
• Marty and Dr Evil
• Cindy wants to take Ahi to meet Mother Teresa because maybe Mother Teresa could fix her attitude!
• Mr C and Jed York
• Mr Screwtop and Kevin Bacon
• Jim and John Muir
• Someone just wants to have dinner with Big Dan?!?!

WHO AT TNDC HAS THE BEST LAUGH AND WHY:  Auntie Debbie/Bebbie

Some of the notable mentions include:

• Marty - he sounds like a dying goat
• Auntie Deb -because even if it's not funny she makes it sound funny
• William - because he is so sweet
• Mari - it's a jolly bellow
• Debbie - because it's so random and high pitched
• Mr C - because its devious
• Can't choose because it all blends together like a perfect chorus
• Mr C - because when he laughs hard enough his stache bounces up and down like a dancing caterpillar
• Debbie - because it sounds like a howler monkey being squeezed

WHICH TNDC MAN WOULD BE MOST LIKELY TO POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE:  Marty

Some notable comments include:

• Marty while wearing a knit beanie
• Mr C - does the carpet match the stache?
• I wouldn't want to see any of them!
• Mr Screwtop in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition
• Marty because he wouldn't remember it anyway
• Uh...Duh...Marty!

Congrats to this year's winners....you are now an member of an elite group of Chaches!