I just checked the Muddy Buddies participant list and I was ALARMED to see that Coach Cindy and I are in the MENS under 45 division! How did that happen???
So this is the email I just sent her:
"ON NO! Unless with both grew penises...we are in trouble! We are some how listed as being in the men’s under 45 division!!!!
I have sent them an email to correct it. But if they can’t, we may need to get some spray on chest hair!"
This race just keeps getting better and better!
This is a blog by a "real" mom for other "real" moms. I am no fakey who is wonderful at everything....I do a lot of different things and try to do them well...but when it comes right down to it, I am just an average mom trying to do the right thing to ensure my family is happy and healthy and that my kids grow up able to take care of themselves and get out of my hair.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Gracie's swimming buddies
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Is it Thanksgiving time?
Swim Times
Gracie had her first swim meet this last weekend. It was actually a practice meet, which was great so that the kids could get a feel for the process. She swam four events. Here are her results:
25 yard breaststroke - 6th place - 24.72
25 yard butterfly - 2nd place - 19.65
25 yard freestyle - 2nd place - 15.92
I LOVE to watch her swim. Probably more than watching her do any other sport. She is so smooth, graceful and powerful! A real joy to watch.
25 yard breaststroke - 6th place - 24.72
25 yard butterfly - 2nd place - 19.65
25 yard freestyle - 2nd place - 15.92
I LOVE to watch her swim. Probably more than watching her do any other sport. She is so smooth, graceful and powerful! A real joy to watch.
Monday, May 24, 2010
New Hobby
We have a new hobby and it is a perfect hobby to use my new superhero cape! It is called geocaching. You use your gps device and go find things that people have hidden. Gracie and her friend Kayla did it today while on a "furlough day" of school.
We are looking at potential geocaches up at the lake. We will try to find them next time we are there!
Just what we need - another hobby!
We are looking at potential geocaches up at the lake. We will try to find them next time we are there!
Just what we need - another hobby!
Check Your Boobies
Holy Hoppin' Hank
Hank escaped AGAIN this weekend. This time he was much farther from his tank when we found him...AND he was on the floor....being SNIFFED by Ahi! I guess his full name is Hoppin' Hank Houdini!
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Super Dogs
The Middle
If you have not watched the tv show "The Middle", you need to check it out. It is about a family of 5 (mom, dad and three kids).
In every episode the teenage boy says or does something that reminds me of Drew. Last nite the boy was accidentally given the aptitude test results of the boy behind him in class and was inadvertently labeled as a genius. When they told him that he was a genius, he was laying on the couch using his math textbook as a plate for his hot dog! Could have been Drew.
But that was not the best part of the show. It had the best one liner I have ever heard.
The parents were all worried about whether they were good parents and they were trying really hard to help their kids. Finally after failing, they come to the conclusion that "we are really good parents, we were just given a bunch of crappy kids!"
AMEN!
In every episode the teenage boy says or does something that reminds me of Drew. Last nite the boy was accidentally given the aptitude test results of the boy behind him in class and was inadvertently labeled as a genius. When they told him that he was a genius, he was laying on the couch using his math textbook as a plate for his hot dog! Could have been Drew.
But that was not the best part of the show. It had the best one liner I have ever heard.
The parents were all worried about whether they were good parents and they were trying really hard to help their kids. Finally after failing, they come to the conclusion that "we are really good parents, we were just given a bunch of crappy kids!"
AMEN!
Darn!
Oh Shoot! I should have put on one of my super hero capes when I rescued Hank this morning! See....already a PERFECT use for a cape!
Hank Escaped!
Each morning, Hank's tank is foggy. So, I crack the lid to let some of the moisture out. As normal, I did that this morning. Then I went to take Gracie to ed therapy and go for a run.
When I got home, I went over to look at Hank, as I always do. I couldn't find him, which is not unusual as he is pretty good at hiding. I looked all around and was about to give up when I looked down and Hank was on the desk - OUTSIDE his tank!!!!
I grabbed him and put him back in his habitat!! Lesson for the day - Hank is an escape artist!
When I got home, I went over to look at Hank, as I always do. I couldn't find him, which is not unusual as he is pretty good at hiding. I looked all around and was about to give up when I looked down and Hank was on the desk - OUTSIDE his tank!!!!
I grabbed him and put him back in his habitat!! Lesson for the day - Hank is an escape artist!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Cape Drama
Jim was not happy to hear I bought three capes! He said he would be really mad if I paid more than $3 for them. So, I let silence fill the air for awhile and then reported....."I paid $1 for them all!"
Everyone cheered because it was such a good deal!
Everyone cheered because it was such a good deal!
New gear
You know how our family is about having the right gear....we have gear for just about every sport and activity ever invented.
But, I found something today that we did not have....and I am sure we need them....super hero capes!
Someone at work was selling 3 super hero capes today (including a velour one). And luckily I have a really good coworker who bought them up for me while I was on a phone call.
I am the proud owner of 3 super hero capes and I see endless uses for them, including:
* Muddy Buddies costumes
* Dog rescuing
* Carpool pick up
* Early morning jogs
Keep your eyes peeled....I will be the lady in the purple cape!
But, I found something today that we did not have....and I am sure we need them....super hero capes!
Someone at work was selling 3 super hero capes today (including a velour one). And luckily I have a really good coworker who bought them up for me while I was on a phone call.
I am the proud owner of 3 super hero capes and I see endless uses for them, including:
* Muddy Buddies costumes
* Dog rescuing
* Carpool pick up
* Early morning jogs
Keep your eyes peeled....I will be the lady in the purple cape!
Monday, May 17, 2010
Tan?
I got this cool new neutrogena lotion that has a tint in it to take the white glare off my russian cankles and legs. It works pretty well....even Jim noticed that I was looking a little tan. HOWEVER, my socks seem to rub the color off so I have these nicely tanned legs and glow in the dark feet!
Check your boobies!
Today is the day that a dear friend is having a double masectomy. Thankfully she found the lump herself and is doing what needs to be done to take care of business. I have already given her a shirt that says "Fight Like a Girl" and has the pink ribbon on it. What she does not know is that I have a sweatshirt coming that says, "Check Your Boobies" on it! My girlfriend from work knows the gal who started a non-profit that is called "Check Your Boobies". Can't wait til she is feeling well enough to give it her. I know she will wear it proudly! (As will I, because I got one for myself!)
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Habitat for Hank
I went hiking this weekend with a bunch of friends and found Hank, a tree frog. I brought him home and we decided we needed to make him a terrarium complete with a waterfall!
So we went on a road trip to Lowe's and bought all the supplies needed: pump, gravel and plants. Then we came home and spent a couple hours designing and building. We were lucky to have Marty to help because building fountains is his new hobby. Mari was over helping Gracie catch bugs for Hank.
We went to bed last nite with Hank sitting next to his waterfall looking really happy!
But....then when I woke up this morning, there was no more water in the pond and the terrarium was all foggy. The water had all splashed out!
So now today we are doing a re-design. In the meantime, check out the pics!
Message from the field
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Dogs R Us
We are watching the neighbors dogs again. All three of them. Here is my message to the owners this afternoon:
Dogs are fine.
Toby needs to go to a fat farm. (he is a big fat lab)
Rufus is a big sad sack - he won't come out of his crate because he misses his mom so much!
Rico is just plain ole' happy all the time.
They cracked up!
We have the fence open and all the dogs are playing and hanging out together. Its a good dog life!
Dogs are fine.
Toby needs to go to a fat farm. (he is a big fat lab)
Rufus is a big sad sack - he won't come out of his crate because he misses his mom so much!
Rico is just plain ole' happy all the time.
They cracked up!
We have the fence open and all the dogs are playing and hanging out together. Its a good dog life!
new step
Happy Mother's Day
non-inpirational
Sorry that I have not been blogging lately --- there has been nothing inspirational or funny happening in my life.
I will try to work on that!
I will try to work on that!
Sunday, May 02, 2010
Guinness Cake
Uvas Canyon County Park
My hiking buddy, Marty, and I went for a hike today at Uvas Canyon County Park. It's about a 35 minute drive from home and it's like being on another world. We hiked up a canyon right next to a creek that had a bunch of waterfalls. Then we crossed the creek and hiked the other side of the canyon. I think it is one of my favorite hikes. It was nice because it was in the shade the whole way. The park only has 6 miles of trails and we did over three of them! One more trip and we will have hiked the whole park.
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